Lucky.

Everyone always calls me 'Lucky'. I understand where they get that from, because I do tend to have some really good luck..Normally..

But lately.. My luck has been running out..

Maybe I'll be like Ryan Dunn (R.I.P), I'll escape death so many times that it will just catch up with me..
I hope not..
But maybe that's it.

I've been thinking about this lately because I got into a wreck with my best friend, if she wouldn't have caught me, i'd be dead right now. What if she didn't catch me?

I don't wanna just leave this Earth without knowing my purpose and all that good junk..

So with that said, I have a feeling that i'm going to die my 11th gr year.. whhich is next year.

Love&&Whistles,
Brittany

Okay! Stop, and read.. AND HELP!!

Okay, lately I haven't been posting, but I've been so busy! And going crazy.. That lil boy knows exactly how I'm feeling..
Why am I feeling like this, you may ask yourself. BECAUSE! I have boy problems.. Here's the story..

I'll start from the beginning, but  prepare yourself, this will be confusing. And oh yeah, I plan on going into the Army, always have, and I really have a thing for a man in uniform, this all helps you understand the story better..

It all started when I met this guy Mason, I really didn't care for him to much, he was cute, so we dated for a while, then he introduced me to his friend, Drew.. And oh my... He was a hottie.. he had that skater, emo hair flip going on, he had tattoos, I mean, this guy was a keeper.. We dated for about 4 months, went to prom, I love love loveeeedd every moment of it, then he introduced me to his friend.. Houston.. He had tongue rings, mohawk, tattoos, he was very attractive, but short.. We dated, I didn't have as much fun, but I was entertained.. Then he introduced me to his best friend, Justin. AND GUESS WHAT! He is a Military man.. I fell for him instantly.. He is fun, outspoken, dare devil, and did I mention a man in uniform.. He is 6'3, gorgeous blue eyes.. But he is 21! And he got the impression that i'm 17.. I'm only 14! But I don't wanna lose him because of my age... What do I do!!!

The family strikes..

Do you see these? These are Dove Carmel Chocolates..

These are the only things that keep me sane..

Okay, so yesterday I went out and bought a whole new package of these lil angels.. And I had one before my friend wanted me to chill. I left them on the table thinking my whole family knows that they are MINE and they are the only thing that keeps me from going on a serial killer spree. But I come home to find wrappers all over and only one left.. Oh you better bet that I flipped out. I slammed doors, and got all mad. I don't touch there stupid food, so keep your hands off mine.. BUT NO. They just blow it off like it was nothing.. I wanted to throwing the last one at them and yeah random rude things at them, but being hte nice person I am. I just walked awayy..

I never thought in my day that they would be the ones to steal my chocolates..

But revenge is coming..

Muahahaha.

Anyways, just for future references to boys or friends, don't touch my chocolates..

Now here are the real deals, I mean, these are my one lovee. I eat a pack everyday, usually before kickboxing, i'm telling you, if anyone steals these, I will not just walk away, I will not just grin and bear it, I will not be nice,cool, calm and collected. No, I will tear the roof off this place and kick ass.

Love&&Whistles,

Brittany.

Stupid Llamas.

OKAY! Drop everything. NOW!

Do you see this? Do you know what this is?

This is a GIANT MOSQUITO!

It's mission in nature is to fuck shit up wherever it goes..

Not to..

Well what are the purpose of them exactly?

It is a muthafucking mosquito.

You cannot battle a mosquito. They are never alone, they are always accompanied by ever more violent and aggressive mosquitos; there for in turn are accompianed by even more!

When you see a mosquito, do you know what to do?

You stand the fuck still.

You chill the fuck out. 

And hope the mosquito doesn't see you.

And hope it doesn't put you on the list of things to fuck up today.

You stand the fuck there, and wait for the mosquito to finish it's business and move on with its rampage then you go the fuck home.

Why did I put this up you may ask?

BECAUSE I GOT ATTACKED BY THIS BASTARD!

In the shower I may add..

I was standing there, washing out my shampoo, and I see something out the corner of my eye.. 

BUM BUM BUMMM.

It was a giant ass mosquito. 

And I'm telling you it was out to get me.. 

No lie.

So I hopped outta the shower real quick like, and grabbed my belt and started whacking it with it. But the damn thing had a brother! It came for me too. So i'm sitting there whacking at it, and yelling ohhh, what now! and then I realized, i'm standing naked in my bathroom talking to a giant mosquito whacking it with a belt with my bathroom door open..

Love&&Whistles,

Brittany. 



PEOPLE THESE DAYS ARE CRAZY!

Hello! The world as we know it didn't end on May 21, 2011!

Everyone these days are crazy. predicting the world is gonna end on a certain day. No one knows when it gonna end. People just make crap up to get they're 15 minutes of fame.

So please, just remember. Eat Ice Cream COLD! (:

Love&&Whistles,

Brittany.

Oh, the good old days.

Now, I'm not against teenage pregnancy. If your a teen and your pregnant, I'm not gonna judge you.

BUTTTT, if you are pregnant, wether your a teen or not, I'm not gonna judge you, I just really don't like you.

I don't understand why her hands are bloody thoughh..

Pregnancy isn't something to take lightly. Babies are precious lil creatures. Cute too.

Sooo, if you decide to bump uglies, be prepared for the possiblities. Getting an unbortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it just makes you a mother of a dead baby.

I may seem like a bitch on this subject. But you have to understand this is someones life were talking about.

And boys, if you get someone pregnant, stay with them.

I remember the good old days when the men stayed with the women, got married to them. But these days, no one is with anyone.

anyways, I'm depressed now.

Love&&Whistles,

Brittany.

Eating underwear? No way.

 This man obviously isn't the smartest. But it reminded me of something.

It's crazy what people do to get themselves out of trouble. I got arrested with a few friends. Suspended license tag is what I thought we were getting pulled over for. NO. The guy we picked up had weed on him. WEED! Lol. Anyways. No one claimed it. They tried pinning it on the good lil virgin girl in the car. Assholes.. Anyways. My point is. If you did it. Stand up for it. It could ruin some one elses life.

But back to the picture. Outta all things to eat.. Underwear? I'd pick like maybe a shoe or something. Not underwear. But hey whatever floats this mans boat. I don't judge. :P

If you ever decide to go drinking, bring clean undies, then you don't gotta eat the ones you were wearing!

Wait, that was bad advice.. How about this.. Don't go drinking til your 21. It's against the law to do so before. And you don't wanna be illegal now do you? :P

Hell yes you do! Your probably drinking right now while reading this. PUT DOWN the alcohol. If you don't.. You'll.. you'll.. hmm.. you'll explode into millions of pieces. JK.

Just remember kids. Eat clean undies. (:

Love&&Whistles,

Brittany.

Being old. :)

Ever think about what it's gonna be like to be old?  I have. I wanna be like this old lady! Someone who still has fun. I'mma be slipping my grand kids candy when there parents aren't looking.

Gosh, that last sentence made me sound like a kidnapper. But you guys know what I mean't. :D

Love&&Whistles,
Brittany.

Hobo? I think yes. :)

Saw this picture today, and it made me think... These people (hobos) have no money, no place to live, their life pretty much sucks, but they still find humor in life.

Mr. Hobo inspired me. Although life seems to suck, find humor in it. It could make your day, or who knows, make your whole situation better. Keep your head up kids, because things can only get better. <3

Love&&Whistles,

Brittany.