Eating underwear? No way.

 This man obviously isn't the smartest. But it reminded me of something.

It's crazy what people do to get themselves out of trouble. I got arrested with a few friends. Suspended license tag is what I thought we were getting pulled over for. NO. The guy we picked up had weed on him. WEED! Lol. Anyways. No one claimed it. They tried pinning it on the good lil virgin girl in the car. Assholes.. Anyways. My point is. If you did it. Stand up for it. It could ruin some one elses life.

But back to the picture. Outta all things to eat.. Underwear? I'd pick like maybe a shoe or something. Not underwear. But hey whatever floats this mans boat. I don't judge. :P

If you ever decide to go drinking, bring clean undies, then you don't gotta eat the ones you were wearing!

Wait, that was bad advice.. How about this.. Don't go drinking til your 21. It's against the law to do so before. And you don't wanna be illegal now do you? :P

Hell yes you do! Your probably drinking right now while reading this. PUT DOWN the alcohol. If you don't.. You'll.. you'll.. hmm.. you'll explode into millions of pieces. JK.

Just remember kids. Eat clean undies. (:

Love&&Whistles,

Brittany.