Stupid Llamas.

OKAY! Drop everything. NOW!

Do you see this? Do you know what this is?

This is a GIANT MOSQUITO!

It's mission in nature is to fuck shit up wherever it goes..

Not to..

Well what are the purpose of them exactly?

It is a muthafucking mosquito.

You cannot battle a mosquito. They are never alone, they are always accompanied by ever more violent and aggressive mosquitos; there for in turn are accompianed by even more!

When you see a mosquito, do you know what to do?

You stand the fuck still.

You chill the fuck out. 

And hope the mosquito doesn't see you.

And hope it doesn't put you on the list of things to fuck up today.

You stand the fuck there, and wait for the mosquito to finish it's business and move on with its rampage then you go the fuck home.

Why did I put this up you may ask?

BECAUSE I GOT ATTACKED BY THIS BASTARD!

In the shower I may add..

I was standing there, washing out my shampoo, and I see something out the corner of my eye.. 

BUM BUM BUMMM.

It was a giant ass mosquito. 

And I'm telling you it was out to get me.. 

No lie.

So I hopped outta the shower real quick like, and grabbed my belt and started whacking it with it. But the damn thing had a brother! It came for me too. So i'm sitting there whacking at it, and yelling ohhh, what now! and then I realized, i'm standing naked in my bathroom talking to a giant mosquito whacking it with a belt with my bathroom door open..

Love&&Whistles,

Brittany.